• 0 Posts
  • 1.06K Comments
Joined 3 years ago
cake
Cake day: July 1st, 2023

help-circle




  • There are dudes who come to work in their giant trucks and let them run idle in the parking lot for 10-15 minutes before work everyday. They don’t turn off the truck and sit inside, they let it run in park. I have no idea why they don’t at least turn off their trucks. Also not sure why they don’t clock in early (our job allows this and I get at least 1 hour of pto each week just from clocking in a little early each day).

    Im guessing people just don’t think or care. They only see “I need a new car. Let me look at new cars. Only big vehicles? OK sure whatever. I just want a new one I don’t care about specifics”.



  • He was a homeless man who shit in people’s lawns lol. I know a couple stories, he’s a huge troll.

    Plato was teaching a class, where they defined human as “hairless and bi-pedal”. So Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it to class and said “Behold!! A man!”.

    Diogenes was washing some vegetables in a river (naked of course) and Plato approached him and said “Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king, you wouldn’t have to wash your food in a river.” And Diogenes replied “Plato, if only you could wash food in a river, you wouldn’t have to pay taxes to the king.”

    Diogenes was sun bathing on a beach (naked) when Alexander the Great approached him. Being a fan he told Diogenes (who was still laying naked in the sand) that he wanted to give Diogenes a gift. Anything within Alexander’s power to give, just ask. So Diogenes asked “Could you take a few steps to the side? You’re blocking the sun.”

    I have no sources just things I’ve heard lol






  • 5 identical glass Tupperware. Usually it’s a can of refried beans, 2 chopped green peppers, chopped sweet onion, small bag of frozen corn, and brown rice with a packet of taco seasoning mixed in. All divided roughly equal between the 5 containers.

    Been doing this for like a decade. Used to have broccoli, chicken, pork, mushrooms, and other stuff but more or less the same idea. Been trying to go more vegetarian/vegan over the years.

    I love it. I love spending 1 hour on Sunday to make all my lunches for the week.