“No! If I can’t make money off it then no one can have it!!”

-everyone, apparently.

:(

How do you prove “hidden” groups don’t exist?

Good point

I have a kid and don’t want them to be sad because their crazy parent offed themselves and that’s all that keeps me going.

For me it’s the opposite, I’m someone’s “kid” and I don’t want to hurt them. It’s literally the only reason I’m still here, I’m just waiting for my older relatives to pass and then I can go eat a shotgun or something.

He keeps talking about the planes safely getting back, I wonder when we’re going to find out we lost one…

Narrator:

And so instead, they scrapped the parliamentarian. And then they did what they wanted, because rules are only for Democrats.

And then retrain it on the hallucinations…

Elon the Big Brain™©® at work…

This article was from right after the election, before Rockland county found that its votes didn’t add up and the investigation that followed.

I’d be curious to see newsweeks update considering that information.

It’s exactly why they picked her. “Be nasty to the media” was pretty much her only order.

Well since it’s an inter continental ballistic missile then obviously it could burrow underground as well. Duhhhhh.

True, but to MAGA there are like 5 kinds of people in the world: White, Black, Arab, Chinese, Mexican.

“I mean sure, the baby died, but I really wouldn’t have known what to do at all without chatGPT! At least it gave me the proper procedure to follow after they died. Who knew you needed to make a post to eBay for a sale of used parts? I guess that’s a medical code or something. I should ask ChatGPT!”

I think she’s his 3rd wife so he’s mixing first lady with his divorces

Free tinkling*

Trump is said to have been angered by the video, accusing Gabbard of going “off-message” and rebuking her for it in person.

“LISTEN GABBARD! We don’t do “reality” here, we do propaganda that serves my goals. Fuck America, fuck the Truth, fuck everything that isn’t ME. When you got on the Trump train the name should have told you everything, it’s the TRUMP train. We do shows, we do theater, we sell an image. What we don’t do is speak truth, only The Truth™©® got it?”

I’m like 99.9% positive this user is a troll.

The only comments I’ve seen of them so far were “I’d never let this (dog) meat go to waste!” In response to the Minnesota assassination involving a dog, and another post about cats “they’re great deep fried”

You absolutely would catch Cuomo doing something similar: escorting a defendant out of immigration court…

and feeding them to ICE…

“yep, this one right here boys!”

“Never assume malice when incompetence stupidity will suffice.”

While I agree 100%, I’m pretty much convinced they did the whole “stolen election” thing as defensive projection allowing for this outcome. Now that we spent 4 years fighting that “conspiracy theory” it makes it 100000x harder to say that it actually happened in 2024 but now from “their side.”

:(

Who is “this will hold” how can we trust this?

It’s so goddamn infuriating “legacy” media abdicated their responsibility, jettisoned investigative journalism, and just try to click bait their way to profit… I can’t trust some rando substack and feel like I actually learned something real. :/