That’s literally how it works. Amazon tracks purchase vs return ratio, and correlates reviews that say things like “it runs big/small.” If a bunch of people who normally order (and keep) large shirts, buy this and return it because it runs large, Amazon can use that information to warn other peoplewho typically order a large that it probably won’t fit right. They have access to all the data necessary to make these connections.

I personally envision myself as a bowl of petunias

What a cool idea for a Warlock/rogue

It’s a reminder to get more bags

Leaving the top track empty is clever

Not a single Ace Combat mention, how disappointing. AC 5 and Zero awe absolute musts. I also recommend Mercury Meltdown Remix, and Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition Remix. Honorable mentions include Burnout Revenge, Lego Star Wars, Treasure Planet (I might be biased shut up), and Atelier Iris 3: Grand Phantasm.

What an incredible case of the username checking out

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

Meme is true, sure, but that cookie looks effin delicious

For maximum effect, play Shoebody at 2x, it’s a whole different hit

Oh, that is quite rich

I thought his full name was Jorkin Dapeenus Vance?

Racism? No, very mammalian.

Disclaimer, idk about DRM in any of these games, I’ve never bothered to check.

Borderlands 2, obviously. Yeah, it’s old, but it holds up great. I’m currently playing through it with my gf, and she’s enjoying it.

Deep Rock Galactic. It’s great fun, ranging from totally chill but squishing game to adrenaline pumping anxiety inducing horde survival. No real “story,” but a solid piece of worldbuilding with a great universe.

Payday 2 was so good it killed Payday 3. Surprisingly enough, there is a story here, and it’s weird. Lmao

Roboquest, if you only have one friend. An absolute banger of a rougelite shooter. Tons of depth, charming art style, great gunplay.

My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

As the dude who wears loud clothes every so often, to the total chagrin of my partner, that compliment you have was the payoff from a dozen “that’s ugly” vs a dozen “nah it’s dope”. Thank you for settling the debate. Lmao

Why tf do I keep seeing posts about boycotts and protests the day they’re happening

Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.

“May the best daddy win”

Mechromancy, I guess. I genuinely don’t really know.