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2 days agoWhat movie is this from? I’m thinking Mad Men, but that’s just a guess.
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Mommy is at the park with her baby and her 5 year old. She’s holding the baby in her arms. She yells at the other kid to put down the stick he’s playing with.
“Put that nasty thing down! You don’t know where it’s been.”
The kid replies, “Put that nasty thing down! I know where it’s been!”
I owe,
I owe,
It’s off to work I go!
I gotta get paid,
'Cause I wanna get laid!
I owe,
I owe…
Why do you think Reaganomics was implemented? If both parents work, they aren’t going to be able to spend as much time teaching their kids to read.
Smart and decent aren’t synonymous
Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.
181·3 days agoNo screens at all for two hours before bedtime. Hot bath and/or massage. Melatonin. That’s what I suggest.
371·3 days agoLong before he was TACO, Cadet Bonespur’s nickname was ‘Two Scoops.’ That was because at a dinner he made sure that everyone at the table got one scoop of ice cream, but he got two.
https://nypost.com/2017/05/11/inside-a-white-house-dinner-with-donald-trump/
[off topic?]
I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.
62·3 days agoYou see, there’s a race of beings so intelligent, long lived, and generally amazing that we mere humans can only think of them as ‘gods.’
But even thy can succumb to the lure of using a Chatbot AI instead of doing their own work.
I like what a New York City politician said.
“If you agree with me 51% of the time, you should vote for me. If you agree with me 100% of the time, seek a psychiatrist.”
It started with Monica’s dress.
The idea that people were shocked by Bill Clinton was nonsensical. LBJ and Kennedy did far worse, and the ‘gentleman’s agreement’ kept it all quiet. The GOP knew that they were going to give the children of America a back door* sex education, and they didn’t care.
*I knew it was going to sound awful but I decided why not?
Zero plans that you know of!
Bwah-ha-ha!
My man!!
16 of one, a dozen and a third of the other.
Amateur
The difference between being scared and being alert is alert has a plan.
I guess the quote fooled me. Thank you