







Zombie apocalypse 2027?


What are you talking about? This is great management. Think of the savings! Bonuses all around for the execs!
Went from Photoshop: I can tell by the pixels. To AI: I can tell by the fingers.


I work in IT and constantly use “We Get Signal” and “Main Screen Turn On” while troubleshooting tvs and monitors.
Named after its discoverer: John Salmon


Second question. Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy
B: a pretty flower from your sweetie
C: a large properly formatted data file


“a two fisted thug”
Ah yes, Johnny two fists.
They Might be Giants. But the “they” is referring to one additional person.
Birds survived because they were gripped onto trees. Alligators too because they were underwater.

God when I spend it on hookers and blow instead of wasting it on charity.



In the beginning, Madagascar was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


You guys have had your fun. No need to be rude to someone who doesn’t know.
El niño was one of the ships Columbus sailed to the Americas. El Niño, Piñata, and Santa Claus.
Darn, I was thinking the Arm processor might have caused it. I think the surface laptop 6 is arm based. I wonder if that’d have the same problem.
I was genuinely curious! I’d never attack someone randomly online like that.
Ya idiot.
This reminds me of the Judge ruling that NYPD isn’t legally required to protect citizens. Where the police refused to help a stabbing victim on the subway until the perpetrator was subdued by other train riders.
Lozito v. New York City