I hate when I forget to brush my bats!

Yeah, I know. Thanks, me. I’m so dumb I don’t even remember creating that account or typing that!

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I suspect the correct answer to “where do you see yourself in 10 years?” is something like “I don’t know, here? Just looking for a long-term job where I can be part of a great team!” Give them your availability, you don’t even have to mention you’re a student!

That’s literally the Underground Railroad. People hid slaves, even in northern states because it was legal to capture slaves there and drag them back, despite slavery itself being illegal in those states. So people hid slaves and helped them get to Canada, where they could tell slave catchers to fuck off and go home. Our country has some dark historical truths…

Amazing.

One that sometimes lags and doesn’t type what you pressed… then catches up and double-types or omits part of it.

Oh, that makes sense. Forgot it was in the gym…

Remember, we’re paying them to house our deportees in nightmare conditions, almost all of whom have never committed a crime.

If it’s higher than eye-level, they don’t need a cage for it at all. It’s not even locked, just use any old Phillips screwdriver to remove the 4 screws!

Like on clothes?

Pregante!

Sorry, you’ve met wealthy people, right…?

The time to come together in unity and compassion was the election. That’s long since passed now. He showed everyone exactly who he was while campaigning for his first presidency, and every single second since then.

If you were still unsure about his leadership qualities, his first presidency was filled with him throwing others under the bus, telling blatant, significant lies with every speech, betraying our allies for political gain, bungling the pandemic response and needlessly destroying hundreds of thousands of lives, spending more time golfing than doing his job, and concluded with him attempting to overturn the election by pressuring states, participating in an illegal scheme that involved fake electors, and inciting an insurrection at the nation’s capitol. Oh, and he was impeached twice.

But if racism is the final straw for you to stop supporting this draft-dodging, ableist, lying, rapist, 34-count convicted felon, great; but that was on display, too. He called places with brown and black populations “shithole countries”, issued a ban on immigration from Muslim countries, criticized Puerto Rico and dragged his feet on helping them after a devastating hurricane, pardoned Arizona racist Joe Arpaio, convicted for his illegal “worst pattern of racial profiling in US history” (DoJ), harshly cracked down on peaceful Black Lives Matter protestors, including tear-gassing them at a church to disperse them and use the location as a photo-op.

I won’t go through all the examples, but the end result is if you voted for him in 2024, you either ignored or approved of his racism. Unfortunately, it’s now affecting many innocent people, some of whom you know…

I’m going to need to pull you into a meeting real quick so we can discuss this attitude.

I read that as “Sning Ring” and got really happy at first.

…Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.

Worse than disdain, it’s hostility. Their family-friendly image is at odds with their actual actions. Going after streamers because they dare play (and publicize) your games…? What the fuck!? Their attitude literally makes me reconsider buying their console and/or games…

“As a teenager.”

Or anus!