The fucking Bean lol. Nobody here takes that stupid thing seriously. If you want good art go find the Picasso.

Fucking England…

Well fuck me I guess lol

I wish I didn’t know what words are.

I got my fiance a heated blanket. It’s got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can’t be just stupid; they’ve gotta have actually have brain damage or something.

Dude I’m disabled and can barely afford food, I didn’t benefit from shit.

I can’t find the fucking lamp! Is it even lit?

There’s a few people who’d be sad if I liked myself. That’s about it, really. Well that and the 7 medications and regular therapy.

Why the hell is it so rusted?

That looks like prime mosquito breeding pool territory.

That’s… Actually vaguely useful.

You’ve gotta replace “school” with “work.” They’re basically the same thing anyway - prison - but at least you won’t feel silly.

Can somebody help me? I’m trying to come up with a Tetris joke but I keep filling the screen with trash.

How about fuck you, ICE.

Smudge should come after Blur, damnit!

Great use of an unnecessary comma - twice!

Traditional. I mean when was the last time you even saw an armed sloop, much less a galleon?

Oh yeah I can’t wait for the $2,000 Enterprise model. I may have to sell my car though.

Well yeah, people figured out that disease follows famine so long ago that they made it into a doujin that turned into a religion.

Alright Couch Fucker, why don’t you do the whole human race a favor and go over there to personally find and reveal the Uranium. You cost probably just carry it out.