It’s the long con.

I mean, if they lose a couple would they even notice at this point?

Or Zappa

Other times, incredibly so.

What do you get when your VPs a dunce?

Travels the world and acts like a cunt.

What is he at, driving on and on

We can already tell you are a moron

Not to mention presidents/former presidents don’t drive ever.

Best thing that could have ever happened to you. If you won it ‘big’ you’d have ended up losing way more than 300 bucks. A moderately priced lesson.

But that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make!

Wait, it’s all entropy?

Always has been 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Are you sure they aren’t called ‘Blindenhund’

Aka Wisconsin sober.

Too niche

I guess I’m later for breakfast than I thought.

I’m here for the multitrack drifting, killing everyone on both tracks and everyone on the train when it derails.

What do you mean that’s the worst possible outcome?

Nah, I think that’s just a writer. Or some sort of Avant Garde artist

Super grand Master: beat saber, but not the video game

Have you read articles in the last decade? They are riddled with typos, grammatical errors, and confusing phrasing. It’s embarrassing, and they clearly do not care.

Original skin heads were black punk rockers.

Cause they know he isn’t real

He isn’t eligible, too heavy. (Most heavyweights are limited to 265 these days.) And he is definitely in that neighborhood.