I stole this. Quite shamelessly, too.

Can we impeach and convict and remove/imprison him yet?

Naw. The tuna you brought was overcooked…. You’re totally getting a 1 star.

Whatever you say, James. …er… Jimmy… er… um. Mr Bowman? er… uhm… yeah…

okay. but, just here me out here…

I’m fond of Rebecca.

See, the thing about Rebecca is that she was sent to Coolridge’s white house. To be eaten for turkey day dinner. Rebecca was a raccoon and the Coolridges decided to keep her as a pet instead. She’d participate in events, too, and Calvin was fond enough he built her a little house.

It’s a feel good story from a better time.

edit: here’s rebecca with the first lady, Grace Coolridge:

in the next pane, she rips them off, and in the last pane, he breaks out into the “hello darkness, my old friend…” song.

Wake up babe, they just renamed the Platapudactilisaurus

Trump or gabbard?

They’re both traitors ….

/sigh. Doesn’t matter.

See you July 17th?

There’s also the people that have to chose between feeding their kids and missing work to go vote, etc, or who are disenfranchised of their voting rights simply by how onerous it is to vote.

Senator Mike Lee has forgotten that the internet doesn’t forget.

do cats like playing with ice?

out of curiosity… does that first fact account for the continued expansion of the universe?

its not a very large dick, so, that makes it easier.

Does Wichita even have 5k

(Which Wichita? lol,)

My thoughts watching this shit:

Basically, it’s like watching two of the worst people you know go at it in a fight.

I dunno but I think he’s got a panther in the background. that’s a huge cat.

And remind him of it every time the cat wanted something.

Arrest everyone for corruption, too.

I agree. Making teenage sons look at your porn habits had to be some kind of child abuse.

And that’s before realizing he probably has some really weird porn habits.