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Cake day: September 21st, 2024

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  • that’s The Dentist. He’ll sneak into your home while you’re taking a nice quiet poop and forces his fingers into your mouth to make sure you’re flossing.

    if he finds out you’re not, he scrapes your gums until they bleed and tells you about the dangers of gingivitis while soft-rock from the 70s and 80s mysteriously plays somewhere in your house.

    when he leaves he gives you a toothbrush and toothpaste in a weird flavor (like shrekin green apple or black panther licorice) and leaves a trail of floss containers in the shape of molars.

    whatever you do, don’t tell him you do floss. he’ll call you a liar and cut your gums open with his razor sharp floss and then force you to rinse with 1000 proof mouthwash.



  • short attention spans with zero integrity when it comes to mistreating or abusing their viewers. the majority of successful vtubers are toxic and corrosive socialites that simply want to be at the front of attention, striving to be the “top influencer”.

    this kind of cancer only bled into development because they are both positions that rely on advanced technology.

    now you have devs that treat their jobs like influencers do and “swoop in to save the day” only to fuck you when they moved on to greener pastures.

    I’ve personally seen it happen at least 3 times in five years.

    anyone who claims themselves as a “rockstar”, “forward thinker”, “innovator” or “disruptor” is a horrible developer and needs to go away. we don’t want you.

    if they can’t explain to me why their shitty changes increased memory consumption by 25% they’re not a dev, they’re a script kiddie.

    that said, greenhorns need apply. you’re ok but don’t get cocky. watch and learn. asking questions is good, don’t share your opinions unless you know enough that you can defend them. and don’t get bent out of shape when someone tells you your idea isn’t going to work.