All I see is The Count

What about cans of spray oil that have hundreds of servings but say 0 calories? No shit, you’ve got no detectable calories when a serving is a 1/4 second of a spray.

Yeah, you don’t fuck with Bach. If it was Beethoven, we wouldn’t have stood a chance.

borrowed stolen. Borrow implies a return.

I don’t think our taxes are gonna pay for all the settlements this administration is going to ignore.

Remember when Jimmy had to get rid of his peanut farm in order to take the presidency? Rules for thee.

I don’t know if I want THIS supreme court to do anything else. They’ve fucked up enough already.

or and worse

And here I thought it was just the intro to an A7X song

I mean, take a good look at Luigi and how hard they’re trying to blame him. You don’t get much more white than Italian. Maybe Scottish, but it’s close.

I really hope Legal Eagle and his videos on the subject were the big change in turnout. However, if he had to promote the message in order to get the voters out, that doesn’t seem great either.

Does your father laugh at the jokes you tell him?

So we’ve learned nothing. It’s just that your people are currently being affected. Yet there are still no regrets. I think people need to get more used to being wrong. Eat some humble pie, and admit that you were wrong for the first time in your life.

Futurama warned us about this 24 YEARS AGO!

That sounds like a good business opportunity. It’s a machine that makes solutions from the problems it also generates. Sounds so familiar.

Just be sure not to go to the comments of the live streams. I’m not 100% sure they’re just trolling, and it just further disappoints me.

34 convicted felonies so far

I don’t want them fighting like just ex-lovers. I need them to have the mindset of “if I can’t have you, then nobody can” mutually assured destruction.

This is why commas are important!