I’m not op, but I’m 55° north… It’s 22:25 here and this is how light it is right now. In another 4 hours, it’ll be nearly full daylight again!

Always has been. Now imma sit here and not do any.

AfD be like: It hasn’t officially started yet 👀

They’re technically correct, which is the best kind of correct 👍

So what you’re saying is… I’m indestructible!

There are so many things I could say to this, yet I have no idea what to say to this, but the fact remains:

Here I see a Korean fem boy making a joke about an Arab boy exploding.

I suppose, but only about as dead as a sliced off arm, I think? And that plant gets to regrow that arm!

If you’re on mobile, you can long press the number 2 to get a ²

On PC, you use the carat before and after the 2 to get a similar effect.

^2^ = ²

Ugh, and Muse picked up that offer instead and churned out one of their worst songs 🤦

https://youtu.be/MTvgnYGu9bg

I love Muse, but this was like… it was like if a mediocre tribute band was asked to make an original song in the style of the original band.

Sounds like a “truther” or flat earther.

I was about to describe here a world wherein a flat earther glass through a book to call it out on all the “lies”, then I realised “oh wait, I literally watched a video on that”

… It was a children’s science book 😂

https://youtu.be/7WxPyK1ZL_4?t=2m2s

I’m in the UK and these are all over the place, especially in more rural areas, and we’re famed for our lovely weather! 😂

This is how you do it. Hermione Grainger? More like HENRY GRINDER!! And he’s PEGGING HARRY!

Yeah, well, given OP’s pfp is the Bradford City crest, I’d be booing as well 😂

Brazzers?

Yeah but some want that wet spot.

Like, a lot of people don’t go down on their partner thinking “ew, bodily fluids”, they go down thinking “heck yes, get that love juice all over my face”

The horni does things in the brain only the horni understand.

Not sure about you, but I don’t want any of my buses to hit a train, thank you

And anyone who thinks otherwise clearly hasn’t driven in London

If you want a game that’s possibly within driving distance, you’re looking at Liverpool v Everton

I had the Panasonic anti skip, and I will happily shout about being the hipster who was rocking the overhead headphones well before that became mainstream 🎧

This review takes me back to my youth ❤️

And the baggy jeans we used to wear back then often had pockets big enough that you could for the whole CD player inside! 😎

Also: one of these is a virus, but you’ll never know which one!

My gf’s employer was going into administration last month. AI was surprisingly competent in determining where to seek advice and had a decent understanding of what to expect and how to approach things such as not getting paid on time (which happened last week).

Of course, we double and triple checked any information given to us with the relevant bodies, but it provided a little relief to go into something so chilling not being completely clueless.

AI has its use, but you have to know how to extract the information you need.

It’s stupid the way people are using it for therapy. Like, by all means ask it if it knows any organisations which can help you, then look those up, but don’t tell it a load of personal information about your relationship, because the reply will be something akin to the advice you see on r/relationships (which is probably where it scraped its data from) 😅