I actually find the outdated textbooks simpler and easier to understand. Sure the information may not be entirely accurate but it’s enough to get you started.

Uh so Trump is doing something illegal. So like, Tuesday?

Oh no! Anyway…

I never understood why pigs were associated with cops. Pigs are intelligent and remarkable animals, capable of showing great empathy. They are also delicious served in a wine sauce. The last cop I had in wine sauce was decidedly of middling taste.

Oh gawd, there are people that don’t know DOS.

FACK…

Heh, the days when the six 3.5" floppies of Wing Commander was a huge install and often required a hard disk clean out.

I believe you need to be able to read Russian to understand the former though…

Heh, this is brand new software and tech as far as I’m concerned. I remember when the computer did not automatically boot into windows and you had to cd c:\windows and then win.exe.

Have it in Russian.

Fuck his feelings!

I hear that before all those illegal immigrants showed up in those big sailing ships things weren’t THAT bad.

Damn, that rope’s pretty posh by 2025 standards…

My condolences to your hand.

Sorry, just kidding.

Well, based on the average marksmanship displayed by most American shooters, those cops and soldiers can probably expect to go about their business with absolute safety.

Ma’am, with the greatest and utmost possible respect, the rest of the world submits that you people already have several problems.

Hey now, it’s a Boeing, so there’s hope yet!

Yeah, Trump gets to eat, Putin gets his dick sucked.

Well Trump married an illegal immigrant so maybe ICE should sort that out.

This sounds like a wonderful recruiting opportunity for countries that needs skilled soldiers, sailors, Marines and aviators.

You know where I first learned my most important lesson of firearm safety? An anime from the 80s called Saber Rider and the Stat Sheriffs. The lesson was, “the gun is always loaded”. It was repeated to me throughout my military career.