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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Interesting chart of how long stuff stays in your body.
19·20 hours agoWhen you read the headline before seeing the chart were you going to guess when it falls out
Stains do you want to go to the park? Ok it’s time to go. Come Stains
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Don't sell yourself short. Money isn't everything
2·1 day agoWasn’t there a popular song with that title?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Cake baking sounds easy until you try it
210·5 days agofunny thing is that even though it’s a chocolate cake it smells like fish
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Cake baking sounds easy until you try it
51·5 days agowould you do a bit of licking it before eating it?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•To make it more interesting I have program that randomly gives out coordinates. I then sharpen my aim to hit the required target
31·5 days agoIf I had a dirty mind I might think you were implying that I would lay my coordinates chart on her back
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A line more crushing than "are you almost finished"
3·5 days agoThey never seem to grasp that a remark like that can cause you to go limp immediately
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Feeling inadequate for not being taller
1·5 days agoI think this is more about the length of something vs how tall you are
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers
1·6 days agoTo be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers
3·6 days agoresearch shows that the only advantage is with length and girth of the penis shaft. Testicles do not play a significant part
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers
3·6 days agoRemember the good old days when guys would shove socks into their underwear and girls would shove them into their bras?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers
43·6 days agoApparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A tape measure is not accurate around curves
4·6 days agoYour comment brings up the age old question of how much of the total length is actually part of the action.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers
27·6 days agoYou can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A tape measure is not accurate around curves
2·6 days agoIt’s important to remember that this angulation is based on the top percentage that have this standard curvature. It will not be accurate for those outliers whose angle is higher or lower than the norm
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A tape measure is not accurate around curves
4·6 days agoMy research shows that it was originally invented to check the wild claims of those bragging that they were larger than they actually are
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A tape measure is not accurate around curves
2·6 days agoand remember not to count the added total created when a tape measure goes over thick veins
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Would you want to go back in time when you were a kid?
3·7 days agoDon’t we all to some extend fantasize about the past. We enhance our good memories and try to suppress the bad ones.
For most of us being a kid wasn’t all ice cream and popcorn, but I would love to spend just a day back then. My consciousness of today in my 12 year old body.
The first thing you would notice is how everything is so much smaller than you remember it.

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