No judgements, I’m here if she needs a hug.

She looks . . . disheveled.

Turn that into a grilled cheese and you’ve hit gold

My emotional support book.

I don’t think he ran a fake campaign, I think he had a stroke and it changed his personality. We don’t realize how much our brains create who we are.

Only if you want to end up in a vampire orgy. So yes.

There are three kinds of people.

Love her eyeliner.

He refused to leave home without it and the army was like “oh well, what are you gonna do?”

Every time I see it spelled that way, I die a little.

Dr Seuss was here.

I didn’t understand that’s what you meant.

Jokes on you, I can sleep 13 hours a day and still eat six meals.

I have my phone set to do-not-disturb when I sleep. Only my family can get through in case of emergency.

No we not doing that shit on lemmy.

Doug Forcett got it 92% correct.

Rewatched the first one last night and laughed out loud so many times - which is not normal for me.

I thought the /s was implied.

No that’s Oregon. You’re thinking of something that was created from scratch.

That “show us your rubles” one is fucking disturbing. Some really good options here though.