All uncovered glasses of water belong to the cat.

I thought this was common knowledge.

(Real talk: I almost lost my half-feral asshole because he wasn’t drinking enough water. Make sure all your animals have plenty.)

Do you trea their dishes like human dishes, replacing them with every meal? Do you have more than one bowl for them?

Undermind - Phish

All of computing beyond programming with switches is “protecting the user from themselves.”

“Why use a language? Aren’t you able to perfectly program in binary? I’m not going to waste time building something just because you’re stupid.”

You could have done as good or better job with Eliza back in the day

Remote into my other machine and play video games

Lay in my hammock and talk to the birds and squirrels.

You could make good money teaching people how to do a proper interview.

Talking to animals instead of people makes me feel good without being overwhelmed.

Things were never the same after CNN made the news ticker permanent on 9/11/01

Cronkite, too.

I hear this all the time and it bears repeating that Independent doesn’t mean centrist, unless you lump anarchists in with the Dems.

Imagine a toilet so far from anyone that no matter what you do to it you will be the only witness.

Now don’t move there because I called it.

Some grad student is going to get access to a wind tunnel for this meme

I mean, they are French police.

Surrender is in their nature. Hell, some of their helmets are white

This is one reason I sit down to pee

It’s giving Johnny Mnemonic. Very nice.

Ed Sheeran is certainly Mackleless

Those are the people who have their needs met.

I’m sure the meat donor would like to have been consulted.

Did they ask the life forms?

Also: Remember how this was about how great humans are and now we’re just a couple apes asserting dominance with electricity we smashed into rocks?

Good times.