put that on my tombstone frfr

HAPPY CAKE DAY 🎉🐛🐛🎉🎉

shopkeeper: “hey where did that Toblerone go?”
my suspiciously Toblerone shaped tits:

I’ve never tried a private tracker so this looks like it would be easy :)

technically estrogen works lol

does the word “nothing” really say “mothing” which is funny because the guy turns into a month? (am high words hard)

I think it’s saying how people are outraged at trump for breaking the constitution but won’t arrest him

I read the whole article and I’m still kinda confused what the “we” in the title is referring to.

Also and addition to the ‘non disabled people pushing for accomodations even when it isn’t needed then not listening to the disabled people’ conversation, /s should only be used when the sarcasm isn’t obvious.

The entire r/fuckthes sub is autistic people saying how it ruins jokes then non autistic people saying “nO iTs FoR pEoPlE wItH aUtIsM” and saying the sub is ableist and its so annoying how they won’t listen to the very people they’re claiming to fight for.

Not to say I think /s is useless, it definitely has a place when sarcasm is iffy, a good example is making fun of conservatives where people might think you’re serious.

Also the /hj (half joking) one is SO infuriating because there’s 2 halves and one of them is a joke but it doesn’t say which one. It’s never really been an issue for me personally, but it’s a bad system that gets on my nerves.

I’m not sure if I’m putting my thoughts into words well enough to get my point across without sounding like an asshole.
idk I just have some controversial opinions on tone indicators that’s minorly annoying to me and thought this would be a good place to share.

holy shit I’m just learning about this now?!?! I have a mild allergy and apparently I can now enjoy* one of my favorite foods I’ve been unable to eat for years?!?! thank you so much OP 🩷🩷

*I just get really inflamed and feel horrible if I eat it. I won’t die, just not a good experience. An article says it’s like ~2% crab meat and even if I have a horrible experience I think it’s worth a try with a benadryl on hand.

if we make a silly name for trump and say “[name] is ruining America!!” MAGA people would probably be making hats against [name]

2.4GHz wifi has a wavelength of 12cm

that’s actually massive, I thought it would be like half a centimeter at most

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

my sister once tricked me into eating a rock when I was little.
I’m… uh… not a nazi now??

don’t even know where you’re going with this

I think it will happen. People are dumb, it’ll distract them from the nokings protests

BABY

wet

Ikizukuri (生き作り), also known as ikezukuri (活け造り), (roughly translated as “prepared alive”[1]) is the preparing of sashimi (raw fish) from live seafood. In this Japanese culinary technique, the most popular sea animal used is fish, but octopus, shrimp, and lobster may also be used.[2] The practice is controversial owing to concerns about the animal’s suffering, as it is seemingly alive when served.

The restaurant may have one or several tanks of live sea animals for a customer to choose from. There are different styles in which a chef may serve the dish but the most common way is to serve it on a plate with the filleted meat assembled on top of the body.

Ikizukiri may be prepared with only three knife cuts by the chef.[1] They are usually presented with the head still whole so that customers are able to see the continuing gill movements.[3]

look at the video, it’s FUCKED UP. they removed all the meat from the fish and kept it alive attempting to breath on the plate covered in food

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikizukuri

there’s a trend on TikTok where you catfish (heh) men and ask them what their favorite fishing spot is

are they actually just lizards?