I’m American. We choose microwaving.

Haha Glad someone made the meme! I had this thought and posted a comment just a few hours before this was posted.

Trump does ceasefires like Michael Gary Scott does bankruptcy.

You can’t have peace and be oppressing people, not really. If the oppressed stand up to the oppression, there will be fighting. So, it’s more like the early stages of a fight. The same as when you’re starting a campfire and you get a few embers, it’s not really a campfire yet, but it’s still a fire. In this case, the embers may last a long time, but the full fire is coming.

Also, in the definition of peace is tranquility. Oppression and tranquility do not overlap.

I think your take is probably just antiquated and contains a bit of sexism, homophobia, and racism. I don’t mean to say that you are those things, but the roots of that take come from that position. You may have just adopted a take that was already out there and didn’t challenge its premise at the time.

“If you’re supposed to know, you already know.”

Yes, they’re working back to plantations.

What about Saturdays?

Moving through the grief is different than deciding to take on another pet. You do what you want with your heart, and I’ll do what I want with mine, thanks.

I don’t really care what she looks like. She’s clearly friendly. If she isn’t hurting people or other animals than she is infinitely better than most politicians, large company CEOs, etc. Bring on the nice people with aesthetics I don’t understand.

You need to teach me this skill. Any excuse to get frisky with my wife.

Or Frenchies. I briefly wanted one until I considered having to watch it struggle and suffer across its life.

Take bites at an angle and don’t get all layers in each bite. Not the most satisfying option, but does allow you to eat a burger as a burger, even when they’re too tall. I’m pretty sure I just unhinge my jaw, though.

Hey! Wanna help me move? You can also carry the biggest pieces for furniture to show how superior you are to me! That’ll show me!

Exclusion through inclusion. Like the “I’m not prejudice, I hate everyone equally.”

Good game!

They’re a reference to… themselves!

I am with you on your distinction, but if you were to choose a mascot for the Mustelids (something notable to represent the whole family) I’m guessing a weasel would be the candidate.

In the movie Caveman (1981, with Ringo Starr and Dennis Quaid), they invent music. That song has been stuck in my head for nearly 40 years.

This reminds me of a song I like called “The Piano that Jack Filled.”