Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

Does truth social have an app?

But what’s your moon sign?

They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.

I think someone left the lights on.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.

Something something Black Moth Super Rainbow

Not trying to cause a rash of emotional outbursts at work.

Godspeed you crazy bastards. Glory be to the Ford super series vehicles. I’m glad they’ve still got a “Fuck it, we ball” division. Shelby would be proud.

It’s the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

A duvet that hasn’t been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

I see only one frank. We have been deceived.

It’s pretty retarded, if you ask me.

Sheer force of will.

By the Nine!

Where would you typically find a Bojangles? I’m on the west coast, so it’s: Canes, Chik Fil A, Popeyes, Churches.

The only thing that could’ve made it better was getting quads or something.

Honorable mention: The MapleStory white glove cursor.

Metal Gear Solid but Luigi is Snake and Waluigi is Liquid.

Just needs a napkin hanky tucked into that pocket.