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isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

They don’t do jobs either, so there’s that.

Dog: whatever it is you’re trying to say, I don’t understand you.

Canada: maybe the Americans aren’t totally wrong, bit of a “the baby and the bath water” situation, perhaps?

Yes.

Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.

E: idiot mode was engaged.

My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

c/lost_lemmings

So I’ve nooticed.

The proto-millennials, if you will.

Okay, z-axis it is.

You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

It does, however, sound very much like American conservative Christian to me.

Cashier: you have no idea how many ways and to what degree I’m plotting your murder.

We will never crab fast enough. We are doomed.

You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.

Of course they could be wrong. Scientists being human frequently are, until scientific rigor proves them to be correct.

Nature, uh, finds a way.

As opposed to, what, triangular feet? Spiral feet? Perhaps you’d feel better if their feet were hyperboloid? ffs get a grip.