Pretend to be something you’re not

In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France! A hooker, with a heart of black charcoal.

The username implies you are the cat

one cell phone (ideally live streaming to some private cloud so they can’t delete it)

What app are you using for this? I’ve not had luck in finding one.

That’s good then. A lot of stuff uses the standard numberpad.

The thing with pattern unlock is that it is inherently less secure than the other options

Does Graphene scramble the keypad between PIN entries? If not, it’s functionally the same as a pattern unlock.

I chose to be homeless at 19 because I was terrified my stepdad would find out I’d been raped and kill me for not being a virgin any more.

TIL what those are called.

I think this is Black heart

Hey, a couple might be really good at football.

To quote somebody famous: “Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”

They’re just feral false eyelashes

I don’t get it. I’ve never been on vacation, and people say that makes me “culturally stunted”, but then I look into visiting places, and see nothing but locals complaining about tourists doing the most horrific shit.

It would check out that imperial cultures think that pissing off locals is a culturally enriching activity, but I’m a better person than that.

I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?

Yeah, it’s called “I was young and broke, and needed the money”.

Although, I really do recommend watching Zardoz at least once. It’s a trip.

Carolina style, with a nice mustard vinegar base

They’re calling it quits on their animation software, and a lot of people who used it in their workflow are very upset.

Yeah, I remember the dotcom bubble. There was absolutely a change once people realized the information superhighway could make them money.

Fun fact, it’s perfectly legal for them to hold you for three days without even charging you with a crime.

Traditional home cooked soda? You mean like the Native Americans did with pine needles before the settlers showed up?

Spam is just jellied mince, which is also something people have been making at home for centuries. If you look at the ingredients list, it’s actually quite short and nothing unusual. I even have sodium nitrate in my spice cabinet at home for food preservation use.

Candy is mostly just cooked sugar, it goes through different textures at different temperatures. Arguments could be made for the flavor extracts, but I’ve made my own flavor extracts before with regular ol’ everclear.

the data hoarders community removing magnet links to torrents of those files

Lowkey wonder if that’s the point. I wouldn’t put it past the DOJ to “accidentally” release CSAM in order to go after people who are trying to keep them accountable.