Also you shouldn’t fuck what you eat…

Oak nut.

It's super effective!

“14 years of heroin?! Sweet!”

“This is my another sliver. Since I have this sliver and this sliver out…”

The people that want higher birth rates don’t care about higher wages, the environment, or people’s safety.

They just need workers they can milk them until they can’t work anymore. They need these workers to spend all their money so they have to keep working.

Ranking baby food pic lol.

Thank you for answering my question before I even asked. ✌️

I thought that was a Great Dane paw with a watch.

Are you from Mississippi?

Because you’re the only Mrs i wanna pee pee that I see.

Wait… wrong state… let me start again.

Not even cereal?!

Subjective but definitely not true. Lol

Thank you for confirming there is one. I thought OP was messing with us.

I like reading instructions for the simplest things. I go to the warning section and I imagine that someone had to type out text to not submerge the mechanical part of the my mini food processor because someone decided it was a good idea to wash a mini food processor by submerging it in water.

Depends on how long I have tp talk to them.

😕

Ya’ll want to play lightsabres on the toilet?

Be on the couch together while touching feet. 🤗

Treat yo’ self!

Manager: This idea for the project is so fetch.

Manager: If it’s not fetch then get fetch.

Programmer: Which repo are we git fetch ing?

I’m seeing influencers advertise these everywhere. Are these actually good?

I went to shoe store with my coworker who was 2 years older than me. A worker helping us assumed she was my mother… I feltvso bad. She felt embarrassed and pissed.