But I listened to 90 seconds of a podcast from my favorite fitness influencer, so basically I have an MD now, right?

I can read the numbers just fine but I can’t read any of the names. Weird.

SOH CAH TOA in trigonometry

Is the kitty on the left a turkish van kitty?

A vegan crossfit marathoner who uses Arch btw and trades crypto: his head might burst before he figures out which one he wants to talk your ear off about.

I’m guessing entertainers have the same problem pro athletes do: they’re very good at their trade but tend not to have great money management skills.

OSU? I’m assuming it’s Oregon State. Oklahoma State is too flat for that, and Ohio State is too urbanized for that.

Firetruckin

Suki will be the least annoying UT Austin grad ever

Little bastards are lucky they’re so adorable

Disregard inkjet printers

Acquire laser printer

I’m a simple man: I see a Poorly Drawn Lines comic posted -> I upvote

I like the cowcatcher on the front

Sophia can judge all she wants <3

My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.

He spends much of the day sleeping upstairs. When I come in the front door, I frequently hear a thud as he leaps down from wherever he was napping, then the sound of him sprinting while meowing, then I see him slide a bit when he gets to the bottom of the stairs & the uncarpeted floor, then he sprints over to me demanding all the pets and scratches and love I can possibly give. Naturally, I’m happy to oblige him

It took me a bit to notice the cat. As I first saw the robot struggling to reach the door release, and its other arm was going toward its lap, I was expecting to see the robot masturbating. I was pleasantly surprised when I noticed the kitty.

The Big Lebowski

After looking it up:

• Russell Brand got charged today in London
• Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York

If kitty wants a friend with her who am I to disagree?