PS2 as a non-functional hardware that works, is… a pretty apt description lol

I was thinking the exact same thing. Mud walls are great insulators, and keep really cool during the intense summer heat

no joke

Mud huttingdon:

Big beautiful brutalistic concrete block with some fucking space!

“Apply Transformation” = Mesh tool in photoshop

I think that era is over. GTA 6 is looking to be another visually pretty rendition with limited innovation, and the satirical elements being sidelined for actual americana bs.

We’ve had games with destructible environments, realistic reactions, and decent physics, 15 years ago, and somehow the only envelope R* push are visuals, which are incremental at best, and online play, which are pay-to-win toxic casinos.

Zoomers dabbing in their retirement homes whilst their cloned grandkids look on in cringed puzzlement

“I know a place on the edge of the red-light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!”

“Senor Diiickheeead!”

Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know

Moths fly with their backs to the light, so they’re just gonna orbit forever

it’s always the person you least suspect

Finally I can max out my Runescape character!
*Logs in to Jagex, sees a blank screen*
No… it’s not fair… there was time now…!

Nah, I loved gulping that battery acid

I remember their orange juice being so thick and rich for something like 30p per litre. The richer parents bought the brands with pulp

remember when Tesco products were white packages with blue stripes?

Not pictured: the anteater under her dress.

Nah I think Activision is vack in vogue now. “This so acti, babe”

Not sure he wants to

hey, shut your mouth - read her wiki page and tell me that she’s not great at what she does

I don’t think they actually move