Bullshit. That’s how fast travel IRL works.
- drink until you black out
- wake up somewhere else!
I dunno, man. Alcohol can have locomotive properties. If I drink enough, I magically wake up in whole new places.
I’ve heard of cars running on alcohol as fuel. So technically it can take you somewhere.
True. I live in Brazil and I run my car exclusively on ethanol. It’s a biofuel made from sugar cane and thus is renewable and has a low carbon footprint.
We dwarves are still working on using Wormhole Special to get planetside. Experiments continue.
Rock and stone.
I guess they never tried to use the TatraTea teleport glitch
Then explain that time I blacked out and woke up 4 hours later in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot 30 miles away.
They’re both wrong. A lot of people need that pick me up.
People with brown paper bags on trains would beg to differ
never seen someone on twitter (x) with a snapchat pfp
In that case you’re using it wrong.
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