Milktrout. It will put hair on your bones

This is how we learned to be nomads. Kill big thing, bring camp to big thing, hang out until big thing is all eaten.

It reminds me of sewing patterns for dresses drawings

The golf of America

Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?

Me:

We are the snail

He was groomed from childhood for this role. He is in the top .1% of his nations watersliders. His mastery of the skill is unparalleled.

Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom

Don’t drink

Tasters complained

I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

Ligma balls

Urban outdoorsman?

Nobody wants to work anymore

Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

Make signs that say “I support ________ ______” and let the media fill in the blanks for you.

Righto chap, hop in the prison lorry then!

We all carry trauma in our lives

Just move house