What an odd thing to say…!

Huh, Lilo’s thumb is positioned properly. Who taught Lilo how to throw a punch—Nani?

I always take it as a challenge. Like “hey, if you can get past the information goalie, you can find out what the shooter put in his stupid manifesto we published for millions to read!” Or “hey, if you can solve the E-Sphinx’s Riddle, you get to read this research on whether or not we’ll have a climate in the next ten years!” Helps take the edge off sometimes.

Wow, really?? What am I doing slumming it on my phone with Reader Mode then, hahaha

Though I got a bit carried away a few nights ago and have a burn mark on my leg now

Hahahahaha

This, but I use the hottest water I can stand under the tap and go a few times.

The way this works is because the reason a mosquito bite is itchy is due to an enzyme in mosquito saliva which locally numbs an area when a mosquito bites you. Once the mosquito saliva enzyme starts wearing off, it registers as itchiness until the enzyme is completely gone. So, using heat to denature the enzyme, making it impossible to do it’s job, makes the itching go away.

Keep Your Secrets. Like that Harry Potter meme format.

Yeah many people are saying actually that’s in the constitution

Too many empty calories 🤧

Genuine lmao. So true.

Why, my lord, what have I done to betray you??

FLOPSY BUNNY NOOOOOOO

Edit: “For more information please reread this poster” lmao

Genuinely curious. How many people tried to do this, not knowing “the Aether” was a mod?

I contend that dragons, being among the least-stressed monsters out there, have meat which it is altogether unfair how delicious it is.

The Monster Hunter series seems to get it.

Philomena Cunk is truly a global treasure.

You ever have a burrito so good it made you crave vagina for the first time in your life

Is this bitch wearing the Dragon Radar?

Honsesome

God the man’s so fucking STUPID

Oh, Elon won’t have a limit. Elon Mode is a standard feature in Elon’s products.

California is like the third largest economy in the world alone, dude. Lol their biggest export is not “making things more expensive”…