High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?

Disgusting alliance groomers

Imagine thinking “Yeah I’m gonna become a huge piece of shit and help out a felon pedophile rapist destroy an icon of the United States but at least I’ll be rich.”

It’s like the perfect form of irony.

Moderate lolol

The basilisk has detected an anomaly.

And it’s Walmarts fault. Has been. Always was. Always will be. This is literally their economic model at play.

FUCK EM.

Maybe we should let them borrow at 0% again. That worked last time right?

You should smell it on the inside

In the manufacturing world this is what’s called a dirty hold study. You can do them to push out expiration dates/cleaning cycles/campaign lengths for equipment. This one failed.

Takes a solid 5 minutes to get the grime off. I have psoriasis so i gotta be attentive. Then another 5-10 minutes of carefully emptying my brain of any thoughts (rotate every 180 seconds) and then the last 10 to just enjoy every cell accepting warmth.

Yeah this is the kind of shit that worries me. Lockdown.

Public theatre. They know he’s not gonna follow orders lol

Do the whole state next!