“The only thing I regret is… my balanitis!”

[immediately dies from balanitis]

Dare I say… could we use Nancy Reagan’s astrologer?

Honestly it’s not but I always get the nag and that’s okay.

Easy man damn…

Nah it’s been a constant nag with my old Lady. No international dudes day but come March you watch yourself.

She doesn’t celebrate international men’s day.

Taking that further: you had to expend a decent amount of energy with no promise that someone was there or that you didn’t have to go elsewhere.

Why chuckle? It’s the world’s biggest moron making anything up at our expense on live tv. It’s the worst possible thing, with the worst possibly price tag being paraded in front of our faces at the worst possible time. I got no chuckle

“So what about this statement someone else made?”

“You’re a shitty person for repeating words and I assumed you were shit and so now I’m calling you shit to deflect…”

“Yes well uh gosh Mr president okay…”

Fucking incompetence…

https://youtu.be/y2GwrR-4Q9E

Source?

“I would never hype up a man but…”

Well okay, then I guess lady… you aren’t needed here… you know since we address human beings.

Lo and behold!

Thats THE oil spill on Nurburgring…

I also have to cite the “women” here/online that felt the need to volunteer how farting normally means farting into their vagina and then later having to fart that out of their vagina… it’s as fucking disgusting as they freely felt to be…

I have been with a partner for over 15 years and never heard nor experienced shit like that… she nor I have never seen that problem… so maybe you’re wrong and folks are just different, some perhaps fucking gross?

Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !

“That genocidal maniac!!!“

/s for the idiots that keep this up…

“If you only list your home on air bnb….”

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“Cause fuck you…” - news editorial board

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