Silence is violets

Their cumming what?

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Hell yeah veg

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Properly cross

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

So you’re saying we should print out this post and send it to the government

Except they left out Hawai‘i

Ahoy matey

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Yeah, I can hardly see the porn under all that text

Keep your links, I’m going back to askjeeves

Me either :-)

hey its me the gurl in class with itchy boobs

I gotta put juice in my car, it’s on empty

Roko’s Modern Strife

Calling it soda, good. Calling it pop, fine. Calling every soft drink a coke, fuck off.

Cannot unsee pie