No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

Sometimes. As a treat.

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

Anon doesn’t realize how good he has it.

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018