Looks like somebody never learned about mummification. Sure, it’s spooky and you might suffer a mummy’s curse but boy does it extend their shelf life!

Get an air fryer, I can’t help you with the rest though.

Yea boiii

They have plans for all sorts of shit and 99% of them are never used.

Fuck yeah, I’m making one this weekend actually

I think it broke

I’ll never tell.

How do they ride? You like them?

Never met a conservative death metal fan myself, they mostly seem to be center or left politically. Then again, it’s just anecdotal so it might not mean anything.

There’s actually a ton of conservatives that like RATM because they like how it sounds but don’t understand the lyrics. They are often genuinely shocked when they realize.

What bike is that?

If you read the article

How dare you?!

Does he know the Gobglomgabgalab?

Damn.

Pee is stored in the lamp

I hope all of these clowns get primaried. In fact, getting primaried should just be a given for every candidate. People are denied more choice otherwise.

Make a few milquetoast gestures, then completely cave instead of listening to what his angry constituents are saying like a spineless little shitbag?

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