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    5 months ago

    Did call centre work for years and per policy we had to try and get screen sharing set up (had to keep a specific fruity tech company happy since they spent so much money buying a company that made screen sharing software). I’d always do the same thing each and every call.

    -Ask if they rebooted. Listen to them lie to me that they did right before calling me.
    -Set up screen sharing.
    -Query the system and see it currently has a 184 day uptime.
    -Force a reboot while questioning my lifes goals.