If the captain alone manages to speed up a sloop, a vessel powered by wind and luck, I am following his supernatural ass straight to hell.

Trump is just a face to an economic force backing horrific practices. He’ll be gone and the well of money will find someone else to hop in.

Anyone smarter will damage the country differently. There is currently an economic force pushing the US toward a future where its citizens are separated and specific groups disenfranchised to pull money toward the ultra-wealthy and major voting blocs. Fewer overtly stupid decisions, plenty of horrors to come.

Do most phones have headphone jacks nowadays? I feel like there was a fuss about their absence, a few years ago. I don’t imagine you can find Bluetooth headphones for less than $30. Could get pricy pretty quick

“One Reddit user says that killing yourself can alleviate some of the symptoms of seasonal allergies. Another mentions that staying indoors indefinitely prevented all of their symptoms.”

Thanks, google.

I don’t even expect a respite- someone will pick up the “populist” mantle immediately. At best, it would be just a changing of the mask

Absolutely start your call on speakerphone. I will not blame you for your desire to know whether your call connected. But transfer off when you’re certain that someone else is on the line!

How to get robbed: 101

“I sense executives within range”

I think the US government subsidizes meat for food at a rate of like 80-90%, for some perspective on the cost of mass produced store chicken

They might not be updating their marketing materials.

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Also:

*actual full body seizure*

There are, after all, dozens of threadiversites! Once you notice a name or profile pic, it’s hard not to see it elsewhere. I’ve definitely noticed you around, as well! (Though I should probably cut back on posting)

I’ve been trying to come up with a new username joke for so long that threads changed their federation url. If that doesn’t provide motivation, I don’t know what would.

Well, I don’t play bass but I have opinions on slap now.

This is like asking whether it’d be alright to cum inside a woman, post-birth. Very intentional delay

Actually, they seem like a fine Temple OS candidate

Exactly. Ublock origin is notable only for being part of 0 ad companies and 100% trustworthy. The blocking lists are universal. If it’s built into the browser, you’re golden

It’s definitely performative. But that doesn’t diminish it in the least. He is getting shit done, and advertising it effectively. If every politician clout chased this way, people wouldn’t have such vehement hatred for them. He has an amazing pr team and he’s governing effectively. You could ask for literally not a thing more.

I was at a friend’s place, and they had an oven with dials. Before I could even begin thinking of grandma and puppies, I had already ejaculated from the sheer beauty of it. It even had a numerical temperature gauge for every burner.