I’d go for car mechanic. No idea if specializing in trucks or farming stuff would be more lucrative, though the latter is not viable if you don’t live near farms anyway.

For locksmithing, you should start with Lockpicking Lawyer videos on youtube

And lots of hentai for stuff that is humanly impossible

Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That’s 10^90 years.

Aw shit, there goes my retirement plans

The opening mission sets the tone incredibly well. If that kind of humor doesn’t suit you, you probably wont enjoy the rest of the game. Otherwise, turn the brain off and nod along for a good time

Kinky

I’m having a feeling that GTA 6 will be so massive in disk space requirements it’ll force plenty of consoles to be “only one game at a time”. I’m sure a lot of people will enjoy that nonetheless, much like they enjoy buying FIFA EA Football <current year> every year and spending real money on whatever bullshit microtransactions are in place to get their dream player for their team.

It all leaves me reminded that any sense of Rockstar being in any way countercultural is surely an ancient, unfunny joke by this point.

Spot on.

I remember when “GTA clone” was a type of game that some studios went after, with varying success. Saints Row did a great job at having that which GTA 4 lacked: fun over realism. SR3, the non remastered version, still holds up incredibly well. Being so balls to the wall and over the top was a great choice

The weird thing is that you can find lots of RP videos using GTA on youtube and tiktok, but it’s always on a multiplayer server

The flag was defined as a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue in 1848, but it was not officially adopted until 1993.

They were so embarrassed of copying the French colors it took almost 150 years to officially adopt it

Wait, if Jesus is saving a sinner, then he’s absorbing the frenchness out of the woman!

Honest question, what does the current office suite does, or does better, that office 2013 doesn’t?

Adding text effects, like colored outlines, on Krita is painful, you essentially have to type <xml> stuff without a decent preview of how it looks

Coming from a 'murican, it’s safer to assume they can’t name a single country when given a map

Nearly everything is priced in dollars and I’m too fucking broke and Brazilian to pay the asking price most of the time.

OP just wants to kiss that long, blueish tongue

I prefer the MIT link, it’s faster 😁

https://web.mit.edu/~simsong/www/ugh.pdf

Super easy!

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That deserves a “do you know how to read?”, because the exit command is on the lower part of the screen for nano

80s programmers hated Unix, btw. Look up Unix Haters Handbook, it’s a free and funny read