I started playing music around the time my friends moved on to PS2 from PS1 and I didn’t have any bandwidth for anything else for years. Everyone my age has these memories and I have never played more than a couple of hours of PS2 in my life. I’m like Tony Hawk, AMIRITE?

So now I think the Dutch far standing tooth is a wrong translation of wisdom tooth.

It’s quite the opposite.

Love the SHARPs. My buddy is big into the scene and they commonly have matinee shows on Sundays. Great time.

Dude, don’t be such a nerd.

Robertson is the supreme screw!

Whistleblower says Wolf in sheep costume just pretending to be a sheep.

Going in blind and meeting someone you want to talk with for two hours sounds like an absolute win.

Trump lied and got full support from the legislative branch, Biden tried and got blocked by the legislative branch.

You see these things as the same?

Better to mock him for the terrible things he’s chosen to do than the thing he and others haven’t chosen but have to live with.

Probably wasn’t her ex at the time.

Got a new job and my bike commute went from 2.5 hours (tried once and it sucked) to 25 minutes. Work-life balance is 100% better, even if the bike path here bites the big one.

Does Velocipastor count? They knew exactly what they were doing and made a masterpiece, but it is undoubtedly a bad movie.

I dated a co-worker and we would act very professionally in front of others… until the elevator doors closed where she would jump me for the 10 to 30 seconds we had in there.

One day the doors close, she jumps and wraps her arms around my neck, and we hear the sound of the doors start to open again because someone pushed the elevator call button before it properly left. I THREW her aside out of panic and she went flying into the opposite wall and recovered like she tripped just in time for the doors to open. We kept our shit together just long enough for the person to get off on the next floor and we both broke down laughing.

It became the thing she would joke about the most when she was trying to embarrass me a little; the time I launched her across an elevator.

Nothing causes unwanted babies that turn into for-profit prison slaves quite like abstinence-only sex Ed. It’s the long con but someone probably paid good money to try and get Tangerine Palpatine to push it through.

That’s interesting. I think we should have 0 'Jeff Bezos’es in the solar system.

When I’m not biking I drive a delivery truck and make sure I stop for and/or let pass every cyclist in order to drive every other car brain on the road insane and it gives me great pleasure.

Buncha Croffans.

I trust you’re human (like me) but damn did that comment read like AI to me.

Clean needle dispensers and needle disposal bins?