I thought we were talking about anthropomorphic snapping turtles.

You’re right. And this is even worse for independents in primaries (which is really the only place that matters in many places).

I have to give it to them: republicans are really going all out to game the system in literally every way they can think of.

We’re living in a nightmare. Socially, economically… linguistically …

Oh my god please stop

Holy shit no.

Or just not created him in the first place. Didn’t he see what was gonna happen?

Oh wow, THIS will surely make the US economy better! Don’t worry about your grocery bill, political ADS cost less now!

Don’t be an unpatriotic ingrate thinking only of yourself. Think of the children political candidates!

Puffers are notorious cuckolds. It’s in their data sheet.

(FR though, puffers are curious about everything. It’s like they’re not even real animals, like they’re plushies come to life. They’re so weird. I’m convinced the only reason they’ve continued to exist as a species is because of their weird superpower.)

Okay, but if a guy gave me a bouquet of chicken, I’d have that face, too.

Could be to learn about your digestive health, could be to discover a new fetish. Who’s to say?

Automatic voter registration based on citizenship. Boom, solves a big percentage of the problem.

You’d be shocked how much a bit of minor paperwork stops a large percentage of people from doing the bare minimum.

Influencers in the sewers? Sounds about right.

This in is the dictionary under unforced error.

Centuries, I think. Shakespeare used ‘they’ as a neutral pronoun.

There are some hilarious clips out there with Forrest Valkai using a buzzer every time some moron calls in saying they won’t use yer woke pronouns, using pronouns in their sentences.

e: can’t spell

Didn’t know he was a masochist.

He doesn’t care about facts. He thinks in stereotypes and assumes Canada is a bunch of ope pushovers. He’ll find out.

Gross.

e: We all know what she’s doing and why he likes that she looks like Ivanka.

Like I said, no love for Hillary. Who knows why. Perhaps she thought he would certainly lose and would increase her own chances, since she was planning to run. Or perhaps she’s a moustache-twirling villain who hoped he’d beat her and the US would devolve into fascism.

Who knows? That doesn’t change that she knew what he was at the time.

Of course he is. Putin has owned him since at least the 80s. I’ve no love for Hillary, but when she called him a Russian puppet, she wasn’t just speculating. Having been Secretary of State, First Lady, and a presidential candidate, she was privy to classified intelligence for a long time. She knew exactly what she was talking about.

Two of Agent Orange’s biggest weaknesses are his narcissism makes him insanely easy to manipulate and his paedophelia makes it ridiculously easy to get kompromat on him. Any nation with more brains than scruples will absolutely have taken advantage of that, but Putin, being ex-KGB has been grooming and propping him up specifically in hopes of installing him as an unwitting puppet in the White House. Look at his Russian connections for decades, how much of his funding has been tied directly to the Russian mafia since the 80s, and where his support came from when he ran for president multiple times over the years as a Democrat (which didn’t work), an Independent (also didn’t work), and at last Republican (finally found the party where the anger/fear/religion cocktail stuck).

And it’s not only in the US; Putin was a major influence in Brexit and other far-right movements as well. It was all laid out in The Foundations of Geopolitics back in 1997 by Aleksandr Dugin, one of Putin’s top strategic advisors.

Israel has been a massive influence for decades, too, of course. They certainly have plenty of kompromat of their own. But Putin was baiting trump with both money via the Russian mafia plus underage sex parties at (heavily bugged) Russian hotels for decades.

Trump is compromised by anyone and everyone with a competent department of spooks.

e: Added links. This isn’t a conspiracy theory, it’s all very well documented, and massively frustrating that it’s not as well-known as it should be.