There’s already a civil war right next door in Syria, with Turkey, USA, Russia, Israel, Kurds, too many to list fighting. Hundreds of thousands of people dead, years upon years of war.

SUPER WAR

I just ask Jeeves!! ChatGPT, get out of here, fucking kids.

It’s easy to tell who government serves; The rulers are the ones paying the least taxes.

You can tell when our government “sold out”; it’s when taxes were cut severely (for billionaires) way back in the 80s by Reagan and Republican party

You can tell the Democrats are in on it because they never restore those taxes (which they could do whenever they’d like).

The “What Tastes Awful Decider” has graced us with their decision! Close thread

Absurd. So many flags and symbols have an eagle in this exact. same. position. There are enough real problems without this kind of absolute shite.

Florida Statute 836.10 makes it a second-degree felony to send, post, or transmit a written or electronic record threatening to kill or injure someone

This means a significant portion of Lemmy (and the rest of the internet) are criminals evading justice

great law top shelf

Truth is not simping, brah

LOOK IT UP

Hey, don’t speak unless you’re spoken to. there’s no need.

you seem like a communist agent

You can’t help but give ammunition to “both sides assholes”, because it’s bOtH sIdEs!

Also, we’re the majority now (40% of voters are independents). Because your party sucks

You should support whomever demands the truth; they’re not the assholes. the truth hurts, take your medicine

If you’re an addict, gambling will prey on you.

Also, OnlyFans will prey on you. Doordash will prey on you. Clash of Clans will prey on you. The stock market will prey on you. Your church will prey on you.

You have two choices. Control yourself (only you can do it) or be a sucker

Nothing is free, the difference between medicine and poison is dose.

I would bet my life that there are unknown unfortunate side effects that a lot of people won’t like; time will reveal. There’s a race to sell all that they can now before those side effects are widely known

I was interested in GLP-1 at one point, but after seeing the possible side effect of “hair loss”, I decided my hair was preferable to 20 lb. weight loss.

The Pope is the highest ranked moron on Earth, exalted above all other dopes.

Like, instead of a town fool, he’s our planet’s fool.

Please note that you are supporting him (and rabbis, imams, pastors) with your taxes, because we all know that the Catholic church is super poor!

(Catholics own 170 million acres, more than any other organization)

Islam, Christianity, and Judaism are all tax free! They get tax benefits that no “non-profit” can match.

These are all unfathomably wealthy organizations. Their fundamentalists all despise us (us being not them). Get a job

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. ~Matthew 18:12

The cure is simple, according to Jesus. Cut off your balls!

(Christians made themselves eunuchs for centuries, this is a “traditional christian value”)

I wouldn’t trust the Russian government to watch my dog.

If you think the USA, Russia, or UK would keep any agreement, treaty, or deal in the year of Our Lord 2026, I don’t know what to tell you. Yeah, no shit.

(not sure about Canada, but I doubt it)

I think he got his fiction mixed up with reality, wolves don’t live very long; this would be half of their lifespan.

They could very well be leave an area alone because there’s less of their favorite prey there.

“Honey, but all I did was work for Denny’s”

“Time for your MAID appointment grandma”

and Democrats! that would be great

Every time the state botches an execution, remember that that same state found them guilty.

(The state is too flawed to have the responsibility, in my opinion. A lot of innocent people are sent to prison. I don’t think that she is innocent by any means, but the Innocence Project proves that the state is often not very just)

The Bible didn’t invent anything.

Son of God, return from the dead, Heaven and Hell, Garden of Eden, Noah’s ark, nothing