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Ahh, you know the old all-American saying: “If you can’t beat ‘em, deport ‘em.”

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I tell you!

So… when I wake up at 2 am screaming tonight, this right here is why.

…yet. Do your parents know anyone in El Salvador? If not, they’re about to.

TL;DR of this article: WAHHHHHH! STOP RESISTING!

I came here to mention Goo Gone. Used it a lot.

Yeah, I know. But she’s still got a point. And I guess if anyone would know….

Here’s the Psaki video with a bunch of Trump’s two week promises:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zROqlHfVHTk

Aww that’s cute that you think there’s going to be a next election. And if there is, I guarantee they’ve already gerrymandered and election machine tampered it into the result they want.

They. Do. Not. Care. About. A. Next. Election.

All three were varying degrees of great, but it still didn’t measure up to #1.

I mean there’s seriously no way to top the original. Even the 2nd & 3rd ones with Leslie Nielsen weren’t as strong as the first movie. But I’m willing to give this a chance and hope it makes me laugh a few times. I can use it.