~80%

This could be that Harry Potter meme too.

Yeah cause they put eye drops in their water.

You’re talking federal crimes though. If he didn’t become president again, it wouldn’t be up to the federal government. He had more than enough crimes against states to put him away for life.

State crimes at least would have gotten him there.

That’s the part that pisses me off most. If kamala would’ve won, she’d be better than trump, for sure. But beyond that, this fucker would be rotting in prison right now.

Nab one and become European if you can.

I won my settlement against Iran.

Yeah? What’d ya get?

Their fucking embassy, bro. I’m a country now. Jeffistan.

Lol that’s so dark.

Edit: unfortunately none of them lived to see one. 😞

I wouldn’t exactly call them lucky. That was an absolutely devastating war.

And it’s about to happen again. Crashes are always beneficial to the wealthy. But I doubt we come back from this one.

“I’m still here, you shiteaters!”

Inflation actually benefits those who are in major debt.

Omfg that’s somehow even more gross than the usual pedo shit.

Good thing then, that they’re not good at thinking.

My coworkers are smooth brains. I don’t have to open it, or have it installed. I hear it in the break rooms, I hear it at the exit computer, I hear it on downtimes.

I’m trying, but it gets sore after a while.

If I have to hear one more fucking second of some random fuckwit on tiktok, I’m voting for exterminating the species.

I never had to hear 4x speed laughter, 2X speed music, then 8x speed explanation of something that happened to them that literally only matters to them until tiktok existed. It’s so prevalent for mush brains from teens to late GenX that it makes me want civilization to end. It triggers my ADHD like nothing ever has in my lifetime. Like if I can’t handle that shit, who can?!? Banning that app was the one thing I wanted from the first term.

It feels quaint compared to hearing tiktok videos, which is my new #1 pet peeve. Just the sound sets me off.