Lol illegally

I like that you call them Cons

You my friends have revived a classic in my mind.

Bout that time ey chaps?..…… righto

Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

Wow…that was not a long clip…im exhausted

Don’t forget the fabled “swing republicans”. Look man I think it says a lot that the Cheney’s are as fucking appalled at the idea of fascist America as I am but posting up next to them is the worst fucking thing a Dem can do. EVERY leftist and Democrat alike remembers what Dick is and stands for.

Some of us saw the alternative and did what we had to but goddamn that was a stupid move

Crush weevil with your butt

LIGMA!!!

NGL this is kinda funny

Ah…yea…mango habanero wings at Wingstop…I know your pain

You love to hear it

Ok, this may be too much to ask…self inflicted?

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My brother’s an alcoholic, doesn’t eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me “HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!” Fuggin hilarious

He should be more honest with his desires

The right candidate for the DMC probably ain’t the candidate for you and me

Or rather they consider anger to be an emotion of strength, rather than one of fear

…is this real? Cuz Jesus christ

Shhhhhh don’t call it a high speed rail or they’ll never buy it