SeductiveTortoise

Ouch. That sucks. And it sounds like a petty dumb fuck up.

They really do get clumsy once Putin stops liking them.

How can you be so cruel and ask for waste water treatment? That poor guy barely gets by. He isn’t even a trillionaire yet!

Oh lord, the expenses! 😭

No, that’s easy as well. It’s the not breaking to pieces and looking like shit part that is hard.

I always gather the wild ones. The flavor is astonishing.

Geese men! Or Canadians.

I’m not getting the new NSA phone, that’s certain.

Oh you, stop it! I’m the one seducing you!

This smoke appears blue, so it’s a boy fire. None of that gay trans stuff they fear so much!

Of course is he as a rapist and morally deprived man trying to fuck the flag.

I’m on them, but they keep trotting away at a slow pace 😐

I’m not paid to lure people into the woods or sea! Who said that?

I’ve been chased twice by cows here in Germany, not a single time by a bear or a shark.

Coincidence? I don’t think so!

OH YEAH? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A DONKEY? GO AWAY!

😭😭😭

And the term web server doesn’t mean it has to run the whole of AWS. It just means it can deliver some content over http.

I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor Microsoft may yet be heard in every corner of the West!

I’m not a fan of python too, so I get her crying.

Yeah, I don’t see why you think they weren’t in my focus.

If it is, I have no clue about it. I just really think that bouncy castles should be a part of a good company event.

“Here is half a pint of cream and a spoon.”

“Ew, why would I eat that?”

“Sorry, I forgot to mention I threw in a bunch of sugar and then froze it.”