To be fair, once we reduced electronics to black slabs and tiny earbuds there’s not much more we can revolutionize

Exactly.

Do the Chinese make a car that’s not like that?

You forgot about The Bin

Put the batteries in the front for authentic lift-off oversteer!

I’m an antisocialist, not an anti-socialist.

That’s at least better than modern US cars.

Still don’t want all the crazy electronics that are gonna break.

Are the Chinese EVs repairable though? And what I’ve seen of them is a bunch of gimmicky features that I don’t want.

Yeah, 4WD would be great. I’m also hoping they make other types of cars. A simple electric roadster with RWD would be awesome, as would a small, simple electric hatchback.

My Jewish friends in school were anti-Zionist and other people from their temple used the term “self-hating Jew” to describe them.

Because they didn’t want children killed in the name of their faith.

Zionists are fucked.

I guess showing up in an American flag speedo and cut off shirt will have to do

I usually vote by mail and I fill the ballot out naked to assert dominance

Even if they weren’t all bots I wouldn’t trust skincare advice from Redditors

Dammit, I’m not gonna be able to vote naked

Not only because of this, but also their investment in early childhood education.

The only electric vehicle I’m interested in is the Slate truck because it doesn’t have any of those things.

Because it’s one people are used to and can understand.

It’s also independent of any diagnostics that the manufacturer provides and will lie about to make their cars seem better

I’m not afraid of the batteries. My parents’ original Prius made it to 150,000 miles on the original pack before it was totaled in an accident.

I’m worried about all the electric gimmicks in the cabin breaking, and the cameras recording me and everyone else and selling the data, and getting into an accident because I had to swipe through five screens to adjust the temperature.

Because that’s generally how people measure a car’s age.

Sam & Dean

Oh man they’re gonna get such a strongly worded letter!