This hard drive is so big, that astronomers thought it was a planet.

I hope he spends every evening relentlessly scrolling through those negative comments.

That would require Trumpy to read, which I highly doubt that he can.

Gotta be a Tricky Dick.

This hard drive is so big when it moves, the Richter scale picks it up.

Psh, amateurs.

You gotta send multiple dick pics.

When I really like someone, I let them see my big dick.

She be tuing on my lips till my organ blows.

Only on Lemmy, is one of the options “I use Arch”.

Naked cuddles are indeed the best kind of cuddles.

There’s the grift.

It may have started with Russia however once it hit a tipping point. Just gotta like it run free.

That’s not Epstein list. It’s just book with a bunch of contacts. Some Epstein met, some Epstein wanted to meet.

As per Snopes:

Because according to Mr. Rodriguez’s statement in the affidavit, the book was compiled by employees of Mr. Epstein, not by Mr. Epstein himself. Those contacted for this article acknowledged having met Ghislaine Maxwell, Mr. Epstein’s former girlfriend and “lady of the house,” and posited perhaps that was how their names ended up in the book. (It is unclear from the affidavit whether Ms. Maxwell is one of the “employees.” Ms. Buck said that she had met Ms. Maxwell at a boutique opening but that “she never phoned me.”)

The Integillience did a deep dive on the contacts in the book.

They’re called Indians for a reason. So we’re going to deport them to …throws a dart at a map the Indian Ocean.

then buy 60 senators for a bag of bubblegum and two spools of string.

The old senators will think that’s a good deal.

I would have gotten back faster; it wasn’t for my family.

Rafael Cruz

Get some bars on your windows. The bars will really accentuate the room.

Until the ketamine wears off.

The bad news; your son has cancer.

That’s why I have a character sheet with all my stats.

Are you doing deloaded weeks to help with recovery?

It’s not just load back. People have to strengthen their core, chest, and upper back.

All those muscles work together to help with good posture.