They’ll lightly snack on their own, maybe, but it won’t be long until they find an excuse to go back to eating everyone else, as usual.

But the gun nuts keep saying that if the Jews had been armed then the holocaust would never have happened!

The book got a sequel.

Eh, the first Jurassic World was a bump up compared to The Lost World and JP3, but yeah, the general trend is accurate.

https://youtu.be/y2QKDfAiTq4

Time’s only been around since 1740?

They probably thought that all their NPCs would be human when they started the game, so they named their NPC class Human. Then they decided to add dogs, but needed them to do a lot of the same things the human NPCs did, so they made the Dog class a subclass of Human.

They don’t have one. They ran out.

After The Love Guru he figured there were lines even he couldn’t cross.

The English had already fought a revolution to ensure that their king wasn’t above the law a century before the Americans decided to brew some salty tea. What you’ve got now is worse than what the founding fathers rebelled against.

He’s not really a racist.

No, he is. Yeah, he’ll pick up and abandon most positions at the drop of a hat, but racism has been one thing that he’s been consistent with, going back at least to the Central Park Five.

Yeah. Neptune’s a dull grey.

They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.

Or two monsters.

Found the Norman.

Tell that to Archie Duke.

Every single American institution is full of cowards and sycophants if they’re not fully mask-off bloodthirsty authoritarians.

Some monsters demand virgin sacrifices to keep them placated. Cookie Monster just wants cookies. If anything, the residents of Sesame Street got off lucky.

So you make shitty posts on purpose, then.

It knows where it isn’t.