They know how much children love sharp angles.

Good Far Side energy.

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.

He’s getting in a few easy online wins before some 80-year-old man comes and whoops his ass.

Is this the same person that did the screaming disembodied head of the drive thru?

The fish doth protest too much.

“Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

People better start remembering the 5th of November real soon.

This is something Gene Hackman’s Luther would do.

Ferdinand is understandably conserned.

Idiocracy would be preferable to this.

The lobby of the White House will be converted into the Biff Tannen museum.

Triple digits, you magnificent bastard.

I remember needing a plate to catch all the filling that oozed out when you first bit into them.

Didn’t know Hot Pockets was Nestle, but that tracks.

“We now return to Lawrence of Arabia presented in its original Ultra Cinemascope letterbox format.”

Mime flame war.

Don’t give up, hospitalized, you can do it.

“Think of a creative artist!”

“AI!”

“AI is not a creative artist.”

Life is a spectrum, including (but not limited to) death.

Literally looks like a guinea pig is sleeping on his face.