I mean that’s what I use them for, so it’s not totally incorrect. Brains are a component of biology after all, and they famously stop doing their job if they get too sad.

“inine”

the curse of having a very large penis. everyone wants to play with it, but no one considers if I want to play with it…

yeah well if chocolate covered strawberries isn’t a meal then neither is cake, and we all know cake is a perfectly balanced meal… right?

TIL deathclaws are monstars

no they should be dead

I did the quitting my job part a few months ago. I keep edging on the disappearing part but it’s getting really tempting lately.

this is a pretty poetic counterpoint to people who think Idiocracy is prophetic. nature doesn’t give a fuck about what you think or how you feel, it is what it is. being an ignorant fucking moron meant death for the majority of human history, either for you, or as in this case your children. there’s a large evolutionary pressure for humans to be intelligent and well educated, and the worse things get the more that will be true.

It’s all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

I keep scrolling past this and it keeps turning off my brain. how am I supposed to doom scroll when I can’t think past the horny?

I think I might need two things to really meet the spirit of this

wakes up trans, neurodivergent, and queer in america

ok maybe like 5 things. oh shit I have to go outside today. maybe a fear based motivational system isn’t going to work for me…

as an american I can get behind most of what he’s saying, but come on. burgers, jeans, and fried chicken? don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.

you ever think about going pro? maybe you could even get into the autism olympics.

one time in high school my year had a pre graduation event, and the school rented one of those big convention rooms that are the closest thing most of us ever come to a ball room. anyway during the event we were served food, and one guy made it his mission to eat as much as possible. a bit after we were done eating he vomited and fully caught it in his mouth with the help of his hand, and proceeded to just swallow it all again. enjoy this cursed knowledge I am forced to carry. at least you don’t have to see it lol.

looks like it

me last week waking up early to go to a 6 hour panel interview

I prefer white monster but yes

that’s just no with extra steps

they may be technically different, but me going through tree ID class in undergrad quickly realized that the variability of leaf shape within a tree species, and even within a specific tree, can make one species look almost exactly like a totally different species. much better to look at the morphology, buds, and bark than the leaves.

they’re all beautiful though

yeah prudism is that bad. its not as if these people are content to be uncomfortable with sex in their own life and leave it at that, they have to force their beliefs on everyone else too. no one has any right to control the consensual relationships of anyone else, but these cunts feel like they do.