Ironically, I had to ask my 12-yo what these pictures mean.

~(It’s talking about the pitch/intensity of the music)~

I’m too old, out of shape, bald, and too much gray hair to pull off goth. Though somewhere out in the universe is a photo of an 18-yo me dressed as Frank from RHPS. Make-up, died hair, fishnets… the whole nine.

Oh don’t worry. Apple has been working very hard on enshitifyjng their OS. They just don’t get reported on as much as Microsoft.

I feel like this would be a more appropriate template to use for this meme.

If it’s anything like pool salt, probably not. I have a neighbor who uses pool salt, and I feel like I come out less shriveled (in my fingers of course 😏) than if it were chlorine water.

I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.

Science. 💙

Too late.

I wish Stewart would run for office.

Yes, BUT, we gotta get those conservative fuckers out first. Baby steps.

@[email protected] ExcessShiv.

So what?

Eh, they’re doing better than I could ever do, and that’s aces in my book. 😊

Not worries. Meant every word. Plus I got to make an H2G2 reference. Everybody wins.

Is this merely switching from Lemmy to something else, or are you leaving the fediverse completely?

If it’s the latter, then I wish you the very best of luck. I don’t know you very well, but I remember you having had some personal issues in the past. Hopefully those aren’t coming back and you’ve just decided to simply move on. Regardless, your memes and shitposting will be missed.

Good luck to you! Or, as a wise man once wrote, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

Practice makes perfect.

With a username like that, I’d highly recommend staying away from buildings with windows that extend beyond the first floor.

Fight fire with fire… and brimstone. Lots of brimstone. 😈

So they are taking a page from YouTube where they out price the market until they are the market, and then will drastically raise prices because there’s no longer any competition?

Everyone knows birds aren’t real, but are drone surveillance from Big Brother. Except crows. Crows are bros.

Guess he forgot his reading glasses. 🤦‍♂️