Pfft what do those NERDS know? Bleaching my asshole with sunshine is nature’s best medicine!

You could get 128 GB of RAM for what 32 costs now. It’s wild.

I’ve seen this exact same UI on several other sites so unfortunately it appears to be a trend

Lake Diapershits McChildfuck

A miniature version could be used for your penis!

…if it’s AI it’s really, really good. Looks to me that someone just got carrried away with the clone/pull tools tho.

Clearly a cat made this by mashing the keyboard

Cue Morgan Freeman being beaten by a flashlight

The cropping bothers me

They can “be on the alert” on Halloween and it wouldn’t matter. Not like they can post a cop at all 200,000 of their cameras.

Life is a Rogue-like where you die once

Below the equator is the only place I’ve ever worn pants 🥁

I don’t know why streamers still use Twitch. It’s got an absolutely toxic amount of ads. Unwatchable unless you’re paying a lot of money monthly.

“Growth and sustainability don’t have to be in opposition — in fact, our results show they reinforce each other.”

Oh yeah, makes total sense guy.

Is it some weird optical illusion or is the truck picture on the bottom actually bigger?

I think more than likely the density of people/livestock today is much, much higher than it was a century ago, meaning that it could have been isolated to wild animals and didn’t make its way to humanity enough to be noteworthy.

As we have industrialized livestock, and put humans in close proximity to thousands of animals, that makes parasites like this a problem worth solving.

Plot twist: the Gak became sentient and consumed the rest of the time capsule’s contents. In 2042 we shall all become Gak.

I just hope the machines sedate me and place me back at the peak of our civilization, 1999.

Serious question: how do you “stop” this project and make it right at this point? He already demolished half the White House…is it just supposed to be left that way until Congress steps in?

Uh no, different people have different responsibilities and ownerships of parts of a process. That is a hallmark of any job where you work in a team. Occasionally, that elevates to an urgent level where a phone call is necessary to ensure a loop is closed.