Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars

Yeah we should just let them win. Why fight? It’s not like most of the spam and phishing come from Gmail and hotmail accounts. It’s those fucking self hosters

Sharply criticized

Well that’ll teach them.

I’m a 6 most days but occasionally 2.

Diane: Lemmy/Piefed’s gonna have me watching Twin Peaks again.

My AI, that I also trained on pirated porn, you’ll never guess what. It hacked a company too.

Money please!

She’s dead. Wrapped in plastic

The Aldi version with the washed out chilli sauce. I assume the other two are equally diluted but the packaging is opaque.

meron shaabetto sounds like a made up racist pronounciation

Can’t wait for Mitch to sue. Which no doubt he will because he’s totally alive.

I’m gonna go watch Death in Brunswick now.

Eraserhead Snoopy

Cover in mould with the gold paint chipping off

I was confused by your title. Until I realised it was my reading skills letting me down.

Then I realised my misreading was actually a clever joke. I read that you “Idioted an appliance”. Which is exactly what you did. You made it “not smart”

Feels off to me. The original was on point, this isn’t.

Of course he did he is the most pathetic human being on the face of the planet

2kg of the Korean fried chicken with the spiciest chilli sauce on the planet. A case of beer to wash it all down.

Become Goth, spooky is everyday. I don’t know why people resist.

Edit: I will say I’m not Goth. I like certain sports which just rules me out, however I appreciate Goths and will champion their cause and enjoy their art.

I bought a nitrokey because of this trend. Though I haven’t started using it yet. Just gotta get my head around it.

Go back to the future:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/rester/

I also use Bruno: https://github.com/usebruno/bruno

“I’ve spent my time helping this company extract data from everyone else why are they coming for mine?”

It’s so exhausting how stupid people are.